The Jacket R-7

1. You must wash the jacket.

2. You must not put the jacket in the dryer.

3. You must put something in the pocket before you pass the jacket on.

4. You must go out in the jacket.

5. You must not keep the jacket more than a fortnight. (Two weeks!)

6. You must do one thing you've never done before while wearing the jacket.

7. You must do something of service while wearing the jacket.

8. 6 and 7 may be the same thing.

9. You must photograph yourself wearing the jacket and update the blog in a timely fashion.

10. No man may remove the jacket from you, but you may remove the jacket in a man's presence.

11. You must add something to the inside of the jacket to show where it's been.

12. You must follow the order of the jacket, unless unforeseen events call for a change of schedule.

13. When you send the jacket, you must get a confirmation number to track the jacket.